The State of North Rhine-Westphalia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.513 billion North Rhine-Westphalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong North Rhine-Westphalian economy, worth 222 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 63,275 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Rhine-Westphalia's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

North Rhine-Westphalia is ranked 245,852^nd in the world and 32^nd in Germany for Most Patriotic, with 2.98 flags saluted per person per day.